Youker: The Euchre Drinking Game


Version XP *
Canada Day on a Crutch Edition
29 June 2002 @ 4:30
 
 
Youker: The Euchre Drinking Game was originally developed and extensively tested in August 2001. Further testing was conducted in January 2002, May 2002, and again in June 2002. The latest modifications are included below. The developers assume no responsibility for any damages incurred. For added enjoyment, try to determine the half-life of Ripley's drink. For double bonus points, try to play more than three games. Beware the Ace Police. Beware the Drink Nazi. Listen to the Physio Nazi!! Think twice before going alone. Make sure you have enough of your favourite beverage on hand. Get yourself some straight pretzels. There is no penalty for casual drinking. Mini-micro drinks are not allowed. If you accumulate five or more drinks in one hand, you can negotiate for a shooter instead. Don't trip over the speaker cables. E-mail us if you play.

New or modified rules are marked with "~".

Enjoy! ;)
 
 
 
One Drink
~ for every ace played.
~ for every bower played.
~ for asking "Is that a rule?".
~ for asking "What's trump?".
~ for asking "Who made trump?".
~ for acing your partner's trump.
~ for failing to indicate your intention to pass.
~ for discussing the previous hand, delaying the deal.
 
 
Two Drinks
~ for giving up all five tricks.
~ for being the first to break the seal.
~ for asking "What did I pick up?".
~ for turning down anything. (see below)
 
 
Three Drinks
~ for turning down a 9. Wimps may declare that the 9 falls under the "anything" rule above.
~ for trumping your partner's ace.
~ for an unsuccessful lone hand. Unsuccessful = not getting the full 4 points.
 
 
Four Drinks
~ (+ one straight pretzel each) for getting euchred. Both members of the team must drink.
~ for dealing a successful lone hand to the opposing team.
 
 
Whole Drink
~ for "no ace, no face, no trump".
~ for knocking your drink over.
 
 
Shooter
   Suggested shooter: Blackberry jello with time-release vodka, extra-large, spoon optional

~ for turning down a bower.
~ for reneging.
~ for being skunked.
~ for wimping on going alone. (alternative: half of a whole drink)
~ for dumping the munchies on the floor.
~ for Coach's Corner and After 40 Minutes.
~ for making a new shooter rule.
 
 
 
* XP = Xtra Painful

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